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These are really more like BIG bumper stickers, but since bikes don't have bumpers we designed them to withstand the rigors of hanging on a garage wall. They aren't half bad looking and we kept the letters big and the words short. Made from Western Red Cedar with incised (V-Carved) black letters. We can do them out of most anything you can want for a modest up charge. They will weather much like an old cedar fence, so don't whine if they turn all gray! I did to, and gray aint really that bad.

Life may start at 30 but it gets real interesting around 150!

If you think you need a $5 helmet , you probably do

Keep ye eye on the tach and ye ear to the engine , lest ye whirlybits seek communion with the sun.

The best modifications cannot be seen from the outside. (this another fine example of a multi purpose sign)

Always replace the cheapest parts first.

Bike thieves will be cheerfully beaten to death.

Feelin Lucky? BUBBA

You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the breeze.

No matter what brand of bike you ride, it's all the same wind.

Patience is the ability to keep your motor idling.

Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

If you don't ride in the rain - you don't ride.

A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.

Respect the person who has seen the dark side of motorcycling and lived.

Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go.

A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.

Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.

Always back your bike into the curb - and sit where you can see it.

Work to ride & ride to work.

Whatever it is, it's better in the wind.

Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude.

When you look down the road, it seems to never end - but you better believe it does.

A biker can smell a party 500 miles away.

Winter is Nature's way of telling you to polish.

A Harley doesn't leak oil, it's marking it's territory!

A motorcycle can't sing on the streets of a city.

Keep your bike in good repair: Motorcycle boots are NOT comfortable for walking.

People are like Motorcycles: each is customized a bit differently.

Remember to pay as much attention to your partner as you do your carburetor.

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes.

Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck.

Good coffee should be indistinguishable from 50 weight motor oil.

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.

The twisties - not the superslabs - separate the riders from the squids.

When you're riding lead -- don't spit.

If you really want to know what's going on, watch what's happening at least five cars ahead

Don't make a reputation you'll have to live down or run away from later.

If the person in the next lane at the stoplight rolls up the window and locks the door, support their view of life by snarling at them.

A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his pickup to the middle of nowhere to get you when you're broken down.

If she changes her oil more than she changes her mind – she’s the one.

Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt @ 70 mph can double your vocabulary.

If you want to get somewhere before sundown, you can't stop at every tavern.

There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.

Don't lead the pack if you don't know where you're going.

Sleep with one arm through the spokes and keep your pants on.

Practice wrenching on your own bike.

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.

Beware the rider who says the bike never breaks down.

2 bikes is useful because at least one can be raided for parts at any given time.

Don't argue with an 18-wheeler.

Never be ashamed to unlearn an old habit.

Maintenance is as much art as it is science.

A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith, and use up a lot of fuel.

If you can't get it going with bungee cords and electrician's tape - it's serious.

If you ride like there's no tomorrow - there won't be.

Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.

Gray-haired riders don't get that way from pure luck.

There are drunk riders. There are old riders. There are NO old, drunk riders.

Thin leather looks good in the bar, but it won't save your butt from "road rash" if you go down.

If you can remember the sixties, You weren't there!

Ladies with round heels to the front of the line please!

Good news - these suckers are actually pretty cheap to ship!

Custom - Any need you have we can produce custom and get out the door in a day or so. ( if it's pretty early in the week and the carving guy is sober ) Don't get your hopes up after friday noon or during the crappie spawn.

Cast signs - Any thing we can carve, we can also cast in Aluminum, bronze and a bunch of other mediums.

Multiples - Any grouping of the sayings can be put on a single larger slab. Gonna cost you an arm and a leg, but I gotta make it somewhere.

Wholesale If you have a store and are interested in our collection, click here! We are happy to help vendors set up collections for specific markets. Give us your email and we will be in contact.